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The Real Rules of Motorcycling
- Midnight
bugs taste best
- Saddlebags
can never hold everything you want, but they can hold
everything you need.
- Wear
heavy boots - you can't kick things when you're wearing sneakers.
- Never
argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
- The
only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
- Only
bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car
windows.
- If
it takes more than 3 bolts to hold it on, it's probably crucial.
- Don't
ride so late into the night that you sleep throught the sunrise.
- Pie
and coffee are as important as gasoline.
- The
number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly
proportional to the number of spectators.
- Sometimes
it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think
straight.
- Riding
faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
- If
you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
- A
bike on the road is worth two in the shop.
- Young
riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and
go.
- Sometimes
the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
- People
are like motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
- More
races were won in the tavern than on the track.
- If
the bike isn't braking properly, you don't fix it by rebuilding the
engine.
- Remember
to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your
carburetor.
- Well-trained
reflexes are quicker than luck.
- The
best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
- If
you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at
least five cars ahead.
- Don't
make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
- A
friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 A.M.to
pick you up in the middle of nowhere when you're brok down.
- Catchin'
a June bug at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
- If
you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every
tavern.
- You
gotta be smart enough to understand the rules of motorcycling and
dumb enough to think the game's important.
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